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The Belladonna Comedy

At Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and Famous

When you need to make sure your home looks as dumpy as the public you’re apologizing to.

Oct 3, 2023

At Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and Famous

Oct 3, 2023

Gila Pfeffer
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Is It the Algorithm or Is It Your Mom?

9. Somehow has access to your internet search history.

Feb 22, 2023

Is It the Algorithm or Is It Your Mom?

Feb 22, 2023

Gila Pfeffer
in
The Belladonna Comedy

We, Your Health Insurance Providers, Are Tackling Breast Cancer Head On by Lighting the Outside of…

Making sure our building has more coverage than you do!

Oct 24, 2022

We, Your Health Insurance Providers, Are Tackling Breast Cancer Head On by Lighting the Outside of…

Oct 24, 2022

Gila Pfeffer
in
Frazzled

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten Then Had To Unlearn In A Pandemic

Hi everyone! It’s me, your favorite ordained Unitarian Minister, Robert Fulghum. It’s been thirty-five years since I first shared my credo…

Mar 26, 2021

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten Then Had To Unlearn In A Pandemic

Mar 26, 2021

Gila Pfeffer
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor Association

You’ll never have to come up with the ultimate V-Day gift EVER AGAIN!

Feb 12, 2021

“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor Association

Feb 12, 2021

Gila Pfeffer

Lawyer Cat Is EXACTLY What We All Needed Right Now

Nearly a year into this infernal pandemic, I don’t know a single person who isn’t sick to death of communicating by video. My husband…

Feb 11, 2021

Lawyer Cat Is EXACTLY What We All Needed Right Now

Feb 11, 2021

Gila Pfeffer
in
The Haven

Facebook Messenger DM To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I…

Dear Mrs. Kurlander,

Feb 1, 2021

Facebook Messenger DM To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I…

Feb 1, 2021

Gila Pfeffer
in
The Haven

13 Totally Made-Up Holidays Which Hallmark Will Introduce to Make Up For Lost Sales Due To Covid

1.Teal Tuesday: It’s the day after Blue Monday, so you have something to look forward to other than your aneurism-inducing Christmas…

Jan 13, 2021

13 Totally Made-Up Holidays Which Hallmark Will Introduce to Make Up For Lost Sales Due To Covid

Jan 13, 2021

Gila Pfeffer

How Parenting is Like a Game of PacMan

Very few things in life can be predicted with 100% certainty, however in addition to death and taxes, I’d like to add the following to…

Jan 3, 2021

How Parenting is Like a Game of PacMan

Jan 3, 2021

Gila Pfeffer

Chanukah 2020 Could Best Be Described as “Fun Despite the Chaos”

It’s the final night of Chanukah 2020. I could have just said “the final night of Chanukah” but I want to differentiate between all the…

Dec 18, 2020

Chanukah 2020 Could Best Be Described as “Fun Despite the Chaos”

Dec 18, 2020

Gila Pfeffer

Gila Pfeffer

NEARLY DEPARTED: A Memoir About Outsmarting My Genetic Destiny coming in 2024. Breast cancer prevention advocate up in your face about self exams and mammos

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