Published inThe Belladonna ComedyAt Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and FamousWhen you need to make sure your home looks as dumpy as the public you’re apologizing to.Oct 3, 202315Oct 3, 202315
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Lawyer Cat Is EXACTLY What We All Needed Right NowNearly a year into this infernal pandemic, I don’t know a single person who isn’t sick to death of communicating by video. My husband…Feb 11, 2021Feb 11, 2021
Published inThe HavenFacebook Messenger DM To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I…Dear Mrs. Kurlander,Feb 1, 20213Feb 1, 20213
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How Parenting is Like a Game of PacManVery few things in life can be predicted with 100% certainty, however in addition to death and taxes, I’d like to add the following to…Jan 3, 20211Jan 3, 20211
Chanukah 2020 Could Best Be Described as “Fun Despite the Chaos”It’s the final night of Chanukah 2020. I could have just said “the final night of Chanukah” but I want to differentiate between all the…Dec 18, 2020Dec 18, 2020