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The Belladonna Comedy

At Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and Famous

When you need to make sure your home looks as dumpy as the public you’re apologizing to.

4 min readOct 3, 2023

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At Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and Famous

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Gila Pfeffer
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The Belladonna Comedy

Is It the Algorithm or Is It Your Mom?

9. Somehow has access to your internet search history.

2 min readFeb 22, 2023

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Is It the Algorithm or Is It Your Mom?

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Gila Pfeffer
in
The Belladonna Comedy

We, Your Health Insurance Providers, Are Tackling Breast Cancer Head On by Lighting the Outside of…

Making sure our building has more coverage than you do!

4 min readOct 24, 2022

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We, Your Health Insurance Providers, Are Tackling Breast Cancer Head On by Lighting the Outside of…

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Gila Pfeffer
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Frazzled

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten Then Had To Unlearn In A Pandemic

Hi everyone! It’s me, your favorite ordained Unitarian Minister, Robert Fulghum. It’s been thirty-five years since I first shared my credo…

3 min readMar 26, 2021

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All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten Then Had To Unlearn In A Pandemic

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Gila Pfeffer
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Greener Pastures Magazine

“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor Association

You’ll never have to come up with the ultimate V-Day gift EVER AGAIN!

3 min readFeb 12, 2021

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“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor Association

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Gila Pfeffer

Lawyer Cat Is EXACTLY What We All Needed Right Now

Nearly a year into this infernal pandemic, I don’t know a single person who isn’t sick to death of communicating by video. My husband…

3 min readFeb 11, 2021

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Lawyer Cat Is EXACTLY What We All Needed Right Now

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Gila Pfeffer
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The Haven

Facebook Messenger DM To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I…

Dear Mrs. Kurlander,

3 min readFeb 1, 2021

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Facebook Messenger DM To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I…

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Gila Pfeffer
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The Haven

13 Totally Made-Up Holidays Which Hallmark Will Introduce to Make Up For Lost Sales Due To Covid

1.Teal Tuesday: It’s the day after Blue Monday, so you have something to look forward to other than your aneurism-inducing Christmas…

3 min readJan 13, 2021

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13 Totally Made-Up Holidays Which Hallmark Will Introduce to Make Up For Lost Sales Due To Covid

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Gila Pfeffer

How Parenting is Like a Game of PacMan

Very few things in life can be predicted with 100% certainty, however in addition to death and taxes, I’d like to add the following to…

5 min readJan 3, 2021

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How Parenting is Like a Game of PacMan

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Gila Pfeffer

Chanukah 2020 Could Best Be Described as “Fun Despite the Chaos”

It’s the final night of Chanukah 2020. I could have just said “the final night of Chanukah” but I want to differentiate between all the…

3 min readDec 18, 2020

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Chanukah 2020 Could Best Be Described as “Fun Despite the Chaos”

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Gila Pfeffer

Gila Pfeffer

NEARLY DEPARTED: A Memoir About Outsmarting My Genetic Destiny coming in 2024. Breast cancer prevention advocate up in your face about self exams and mammos

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