Gila PfefferinThe Belladonna ComedyAt Cover Your Ass Realty, We Specialize in Apology Friendly Properties for the Rich and FamousWhen you need to make sure your home looks as dumpy as the public you’re apologizing to.·4 min read·Oct 3, 2023--15--15
Gila PfefferinThe Belladonna ComedyIs It the Algorithm or Is It Your Mom?9. Somehow has access to your internet search history.·2 min read·Feb 22, 2023--24--24
Gila PfefferinThe Belladonna ComedyWe, Your Health Insurance Providers, Are Tackling Breast Cancer Head On by Lighting the Outside of…Making sure our building has more coverage than you do!·4 min read·Oct 24, 2022--7--7
Gila PfefferinFrazzledAll I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten Then Had To Unlearn In A PandemicHi everyone! It’s me, your favorite ordained Unitarian Minister, Robert Fulghum. It’s been thirty-five years since I first shared my credo…·3 min read·Mar 26, 2021----
Gila PfefferinGreener Pastures Magazine“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor AssociationYou’ll never have to come up with the ultimate V-Day gift EVER AGAIN!·3 min read·Feb 12, 2021----
Gila PfefferLawyer Cat Is EXACTLY What We All Needed Right NowNearly a year into this infernal pandemic, I don’t know a single person who isn’t sick to death of communicating by video. My husband…·3 min read·Feb 11, 2021----
Gila PfefferinThe HavenFacebook Messenger DM To My Seventh Grade Math Teacher to Rub In Her Face That I Was Right When I…Dear Mrs. Kurlander,3 min read·Feb 1, 2021--3--3
Gila PfefferinThe Haven13 Totally Made-Up Holidays Which Hallmark Will Introduce to Make Up For Lost Sales Due To Covid1.Teal Tuesday: It’s the day after Blue Monday, so you have something to look forward to other than your aneurism-inducing Christmas…3 min read·Jan 13, 2021--2--2
Gila PfefferHow Parenting is Like a Game of PacManVery few things in life can be predicted with 100% certainty, however in addition to death and taxes, I’d like to add the following to…5 min read·Jan 3, 2021--1--1
Gila PfefferChanukah 2020 Could Best Be Described as “Fun Despite the Chaos”It’s the final night of Chanukah 2020. I could have just said “the final night of Chanukah” but I want to differentiate between all the…3 min read·Dec 18, 2020----